Flyers

I walk by the UMC fountain almost daily and always spot people handing out flyers. I hate them. I try all the typical evasive techniques: avoiding eye-contact, speed walking, looking at my watch, etc. However, if for some reason I do walk by and am not offered a flyer, I feel insulted. What, you think I don't want free Blackjack pizza? I don't care enough to Save the Children? I don't have a social life and therefore am not interested in the new club opening this weekend? Well, screw you Mr. Flyer-Hander-Outter for trapping me in a no win situation.