Change of Tone

I've noticed that I'm too academic on this blog. While my sarcasm skills are showcased, I use too many big words and complex sentence structures. This is supposed to be leisure reading, not a doctoral thesis. Therefore, from now on I'm trying to incorporate more down to earth approaches into my rants. I have lots of stand-up-esce (see, I can even make up words as I please, and it won't matter!) material that I've been holding back because I didn't think it would work with the established format. You may be thinking that for some time I've been gradually "dumbing down" the entries, but now I'm making it official.

I will never EVER degrade this blog down to a mediocre journal/diary level in which I just give nonchalant, overly detailed reports of every little thing I did that day. Memoirs are stupid and only extremely vain individuals believe that others are actually entertained by such topics.

This is not a public forum. I write entries, and they should be considered absolute.