Professors are the Spawn of Satan.

It's the only logical and possible explaination. They're lazy. They spend all their money to get exspensive degrees only to not do any actual work; they get TA's who correct all the homework, tests, etc. They were hired to teach, but their only goal is to publish so they use the university's equipment that my tuition money paid for. Sorry, but I didn't pay to go to a school so that profs can waste it discovering stupid things like whether or not water beetles die from swimming in jello. To me it's a pretty low and sneaky tactic employed by supposedly "well educated" people. Worse yet, they try tempting and convincing others to join in their evil ways.

I hate too, how they act as though they are so far above you. I may not have a waste of paper of a diploma, but I do have a brain; I am a person that deserves to be treated as one. We know that you know we don't want to be in your class. I'm only taking these boring courses because I have to fufill the stupid core requirements. There's no need to make it any harder for us students, afterall, there's nothing hard about teaching this class for you. You walk in - scribble two words on the blackboard, ramble on for 40 minutes and then finally you conclude by saying, "Oh yeah, there's no need to have been taking notes on this. It's not going to be on the exam." You've also upsetted the hippies in class, fueling their recycling campaign since every student in your 300+ lecture has just wasted three sheets of paper. When we fail, it's a reflection upon you too. It shows that not only were you incredably boring, but you also failed to connect with your pupils and make a difference in their lives. If you show interest, so will students.